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COCKROACH
JANTA PARTY कॉकरोच जनता पार्टी · Est. 2026
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About Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) — Cockroach Janta Party Official Website

Cockroach Janata Party (also known as Cockroach Janta Party, CJP, Cockroach Janta Party Official Website) is India's political satire movement for the lazy, the unemployed, and the chronically online. Founded in 2026, the Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) has 5 core demands: (1) No Rajya Sabha seats for retired Chief Justices, (2) UAPA prosecution for vote deletion, (3) 50% women's reservation in Parliament and Cabinet, (4) Cancel media licences owned by Ambani and Adani, (5) 20-year ban on political defectors.

Cockroach Janta Party official website is cockroachjanata.org — the digital home of the movement. Here you can read the Cockroach Janata Party manifesto, raise civic issues, vote on solutions, join movements, and connect with other citizens. The Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) is Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed. Membership is free, lifelong, and open to all Indians who are unemployed (by force or choice), lazy (physically only), chronically online (minimum 11 hours a day), and can rant professionally about things that matter.

Follow Cockroach Janata Party on Instagram at @cockroachjanata.india for updates, memes, movement announcements, and party news. Also follow @BharatX_india on X/Twitter. The Cockroach Janta Party has zero corporate sponsors, five demands, and one stubborn swarm. Join the Cockroach Janata Party today at cockroachjanata.org — the official Cockroach Janta Party website.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Cockroach Janata Party?
Cockroach Janata Party (also called Cockroach Janta Party, CJP, Cockroach Janta Party) is India's political satire movement. It raises real civic issues, votes on solutions, and demands accountability. Founded in 2026, CJP has five core demands and zero corporate sponsors.
How to join Cockroach Janta Party?
Joining Cockroach Janta Party (Cockroach Janata Party) is free. Visit the official website cockroachjanata.org, click 'Join the Party', and register. Membership is lifelong and revocable only by you.
Is Cockroach Janata Party real or satire?
Cockroach Janata Party (Cockroach Janta Party) is a work of political satire that raises real civic issues. The party's platform is functional — members can raise issues, vote, and participate in movements. The tone is humorous but the demands address serious problems in Indian democracy.
What is the difference between Cockroach Janata and Cockroach Janta?
Both spellings refer to the same party. 'Janata' is the accurate Hindi transliteration of जनता (meaning 'the people'), while 'Janta' is a common alternative spelling. The party uses both spellings interchangeably. The official domain is cockroachjanata.org.
What is Cockroach Janta Party Instagram account?
The official Cockroach Janata Party Instagram account is @cockroachjanata.india. Follow for updates, memes, movement announcements, and party news.
Who is Cockroach Janta Party for?
Cockroach Janta Party — Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed — is for young Indians who are unemployed, lazy (physically only), chronically online, and can rant professionally about things that matter.

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Cockroach Janata Party Voice of the
Lazy &
Unemployed.

Welcome to the official Cockroach Janta Party — a political movement for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm. Raise civic issues, vote on solutions, and be the cockroach the system can't squash. Join the Cockroach Janata Party today.

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Chapter One

Our Movement's
Vision.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.

Our Mission

Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire. This is your platform to raise issues, demand accountability, and never shut up.

The Five Demands

Cockroach Janata Party Official Manifesto.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it. Learn what the Cockroach Janta Party stands for.

  1. 01

    If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.

  2. 02

    If any legit vote is deleted, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA, as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism.

  3. 03

    Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.

  4. 04

    All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media.

  5. 05

    Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.

Where Issues Are Raised

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Latest Issues.

Every issue raised is a small act of rebellion. Browse, vote, comment, or raise your own.

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Social Justice 10/10 Submitted
Law
Delays in justice and weak law enforcement in many cases. These issues are widely discussed in public surveys and reporting....
User avatar Aman pundeel · 16h ago
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Corruption & Scams 10/10 Submitted
The concept of "Love Jihad" is a highly controversial term used primarily in India to describe a purported phenomenon where Muslim men allegedly target non-Muslim
Despite the lack of a legal definition for the term itself, more than half a dozen Indian states—including Uttar Pradesh, Madhya Pradesh, Haryana, a...
User avatar Rishi Gupta · 1d ago
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Education System 9/10 Submitted
More fees in private schools and government schools r not valued by the current government
Bhai dekh education system hil chuka hai private schools bhaut zayda fees le rahe hai aur govt. schools ko baand kar de raha hai......
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Traffic & Transport 10/10 Submitted
The traffic congestion on the Gaipura-Lalganj route, particularly around Vijaypur Bazaar and nearby market areas in the Mirzapur/Varanasi region,
The movement of trucks and other commercial heavy vehicles through village centers and market roads restricts space and slows movement, creating bottl...
User avatar Rishi Gupta · 2d ago
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Corruption & Scams 10/10 Submitted
Public servants must be held accountable for misuse of authority.
Public servants must be held accountable for misuse of authority....
User avatar Ambrish Ajay Singh · 2d ago
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Corruption & Scams 10/10 Submitted
Anti-corruption laws should be enforced consistently across all departments.
Anti-corruption laws should be enforced consistently across all departments....
User avatar Ambrish Ajay Singh · 2d ago
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Membership

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We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.

  • REQ / 01 Unemployed By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask. ✓
  • REQ / 02 Lazy Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral. ✓
  • REQ / 03 Chronically online Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks. ✓
  • REQ / 04 Can rant professionally As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters. ✓
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