About CJP

Cockroach Janta Party

Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed · Est. 2026

A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.

Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.