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🤑 CORRUPTION KA MENU CARD — HAR KAAM KA RATE FIXED HAI!\nNamaste CJP ji,\nMain aaj ek aisi cheez ke baare mein baat karna chahta hoon jo India mein sabse zyada \"reliable\" hai — CORRUPTION.\nPetrol aaye ya na aaye, bijli aaye ya na aaye — \"upar se chai paani\" kabhi band nahi hota! ☕\n🍽️ INDIA KA ASLI MENU CARD:\n🔴 Driving Licence banwana — 500 rupaye extra\n(Warna 6 mahine wait karo — choice tumhari)\n🔴 Ration card — 200 rupaye\n(Garib ka haq bhi free nahi milta)\n🔴 Police complaint likhwana — \"Pehle upar baat karo\"\n(FIR ka bhi tender nikalti hai yahan)\n🔴 Sarkari naukri — merit nahi, sifarish chahiye\n(CV mein skills nahi, \"contacts\" likho)\n🔴 Road banwana — 50% cement, 50% neta ji ka commission\n(Isliye road 6 mahine mein toot jaati hai)\n🔴 Hospital mein bed — \"ICU mein jagah hai... thodi jugaad karo\"\n(Yahan toh Yamraj bhi bribe leta hoga) 😂\nSCAMS KA ITIHAAS 😂\nBhai, India mein scams itne hue hain ki ab toh scam ka bhi scam ho gaya hai!\n2G Scam — itna bada tha ki 2G internet bhi sharma gaya\nCoal Scam — koyla bhi kala, neta bhi kale, kaam bhi kala 🖤\nVyapam Scam — padhai mein nahi, paisa lagao, doctor bano\n(Ab samajh aaya kyun doctor itna bill karta hai!) 😭\nElectoral Bonds — itna creative scam tha ki log samjhe hi nahi\nBank Loan Scam — Hum 5000 ka loan maange toh 10 documents, Neta ji 5000 crore lekar flee kar jaaye toh \"business loss\" ✈️\nBhai yahan aam aadmi bank loan ke liye gidgidaata hai aur kuch \"khaas\" log private jet mein London nikal jaate hain. 🛫\nNETA JI KA LIFE CYCLE:\n📌 Election se pehle — \"Main aapka sevak hoon!\"\n📌 Election jeetnے ke baad — \"Security hatao, seedha mat dekho\"\n📌 5 saal baad — \"Dekho bhai, itna kaam kiya!\"\n(Kaam = apna ghar pakka kiya) 🏠😂\nCORRUPTION KA SABSE BADA VICTIM — INDIA KA YUVA\nHum padhte hain, mehnat karte hain, raat ko jagte hain —\nAur naukri milti hai \"Sahib ke bete\" ko. 😤\nHum tax bharte hain —\nAur road pe crater milta hai, flyover nahi. 🕳️\nHum vote dete hain —\nAur neta ji Switzerland mein \"tour\" pe nikal jaate hain. 🇨🇭\nHUMARI MAANG HAI CJP SE: 💪\n✅ Har sarkari kaam online aur transparent ho — koi middleman nahi\n✅ Corruption mein pakde jaane pe seedha jail — no bail, no jugaad\n✅ Whistleblowers ko protection aur reward mile\n✅ Neta ji ki sampatti ki jaankaari public ho — har saal\n✅ Fast track courts sirf corruption cases ke liye\n✅ Scam karne wale desh chhodke nahi bhaag sakte — passport turant cancel\n✅ CBI, ED ko politically independent banao — sirf opposition pe nahi, sab pe chalao\nAAKHRI BAAT:\nIs desh mein ek garib aadmi 10 rupaye ki\nchai pe bhi GST bharta hai...\nAur ek ameer neta 10,000 crore ka scam karke\n\"Bail pe\" ghumta hai.\nYeh nahi chalega CJP ji — AB BADLAV CHAHIYE! 🦟✊\nJai Hind! 🇮🇳\n— Ek Thaka Hua Lekin Ladne Wala Naagrik