The unreasonable taxes over everything

🧅 PYAAZ NE RULA DIYA, PETROL NE JALAA DIYA — AB BAHUT HO GAYA!\nNamaste CJP ji,\nMain ek aam Indian hoon. Itna aam ki meri pocket mein sirf aam ki guthli bachti hai — kyunki asli aam khareedne ke paise nahi hain. 🥭\nPehle ghar mein mummy poochti thi — \"Beta, kya khaoge?\"\nAb poochti hain — \"Beta, kya afford kar sakte ho?\"\nPyaaz ki keemat itni badh gayi hai ki ab hum usse kaat ke rote nahi — balki uski keemat sunke rote hain. 😭\nPetrol itna mehenga ho gaya hai ki main cycle pe aa gaya. Ab cycle ka tyre puncture hua toh pata chala — puncture theek karna bhi 100 rupaye. Inflation ne toh cycle ko bhi nahi choda!\nDal-chawal — jo garib ka asli hero tha — woh bhi villain ban gaya. Dal itni mehengi hai ki ab log paani mein dal ka photo daalke \"dal soup\" bol rahe hain. 🍵\nTomato ne toh pichle saal hi aukat dikha di thi — 200 rupaye kilo! Log pizza pe tomato sauce ki jagah imagination lagate the.\nLPG cylinder — jisko hum \"ghar ka dost\" kehte the — ab woh \"ghar ka dushman\" lag raha hai. Har mahine keemat badhti hai, aur hum sirf yahi sochte hain ki roti seke ya nahi.\nHumari maang hai:\n🔴 Zaroori cheezein — atta, dal, tel, sabzi — ke daam control mein rakho\n🔴 Petrol-diesel pe tax kam karo — aam aadmi saans le sake\n🔴 Mehengai index sirf paper pe nahi, asli zindagi mein dikhna chahiye\n🔴 Middlemen ka system khatam karo — kisaan ko bhi sahi daam mile, aur hume bhi\nAakhir mein bas itna kehna chahta hoon —\nPehle kehte the \"Atithi Devo Bhava\"\nAb kehte hain \"ATM Devo Bhava\"\nKyunki bina paise ke kuch nahi milta! 😂\nCJP se umeed hai ki woh is inflation rakshas ko pakad ke seedha jail bhejenge. 🦟✊\nJai Hind!\n— Ek Bhookha Lekin Ummedwaar Naagrik 🇮🇳