The unreasonable taxes over everything

🧅 PYAAZ NE RULA DIYA, PETROL NE JALAA DIYA — AB BAHUT HO GAYA!
Namaste CJP ji,
Main ek aam Indian hoon. Itna aam ki meri pocket mein sirf aam ki guthli bachti hai — kyunki asli aam khareedne ke paise nahi hain. 🥭
Pehle ghar mein mummy poochti thi — "Beta, kya khaoge?"
Ab poochti hain — "Beta, kya afford kar sakte ho?"
Pyaaz ki keemat itni badh gayi hai ki ab hum usse kaat ke rote nahi — balki uski keemat sunke rote hain. 😭
Petrol itna mehenga ho gaya hai ki main cycle pe aa gaya. Ab cycle ka tyre puncture hua toh pata chala — puncture theek karna bhi 100 rupaye. Inflation ne toh cycle ko bhi nahi choda!
Dal-chawal — jo garib ka asli hero tha — woh bhi villain ban gaya. Dal itni mehengi hai ki ab log paani mein dal ka photo daalke "dal soup" bol rahe hain. 🍵
Tomato ne toh pichle saal hi aukat dikha di thi — 200 rupaye kilo! Log pizza pe tomato sauce ki jagah imagination lagate the.
LPG cylinder — jisko hum "ghar ka dost" kehte the — ab woh "ghar ka dushman" lag raha hai. Har mahine keemat badhti hai, aur hum sirf yahi sochte hain ki roti seke ya nahi.
Humari maang hai:
🔴 Zaroori cheezein — atta, dal, tel, sabzi — ke daam control mein rakho
🔴 Petrol-diesel pe tax kam karo — aam aadmi saans le sake
🔴 Mehengai index sirf paper pe nahi, asli zindagi mein dikhna chahiye
🔴 Middlemen ka system khatam karo — kisaan ko bhi sahi daam mile, aur hume bhi
Aakhir mein bas itna kehna chahta hoon —
Pehle kehte the "Atithi Devo Bhava"
Ab kehte hain "ATM Devo Bhava"
Kyunki bina paise ke kuch nahi milta! 😂
CJP se umeed hai ki woh is inflation rakshas ko pakad ke seedha jail bhejenge. 🦟✊
Jai Hind!
— Ek Bhookha Lekin Ummedwaar Naagrik 🇮🇳