Headline: Monsoon Out-Sourced? Farmers Demand IT-Style Perks!
Indian farmers are demanding standard corporate benefits from Mother Nature. Key requests include a fixed 9-to-5 rainfall schedule, appraisal bonuses for surplus wheat, and an immediate end to unannounced workplace heatwaves. "If techies get AC and remote work, we at least deserve a predictable cloud," noted one frustrated tomato.
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Asim Azad
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